(Also why am I still pending approval? Been commenting on this site for years!)

Here I am, a Texas resident, crying as my tears fall into the abyss.

Also is there any way I can get out of the greys? I could never get my AV Club account carried over to Kinja.

My parents were INCREDIBLY strict with video games. That T for Teen rating? You better be 13 or else. It became especially agonizing when my older brother turned 13 and he was allowed to play Star Wars games along with Jak 2 while I was stuck with Jak and Daxter. I finally was able to convince my parents to let me…

I’m pretty sure she was Celine Dion at the end.

Karen’s having a manic episode.

If I remember it right, the crying baby sound effect is probably those fire enemies that chase you down, I think?

My Disqus account on the AV Club involved be logging in with Facebook. On the claim page I connected with Facebook...does that mean I’m on the same account or is than all new Kinja account without my comment history?