Please, Please tell Gillian Flynn all about all these latest high-tech devices to track one's exes, lovers, husbands, ex-nannies, ex-furnace-repairmen, ex-dogs, ex-cats, ex-bullies, ex-bullied-victims. And please offer her mountains of meth, crack, or whatever it takes to stay up around the clock and write more books!

Same here!

That looks like the Blue Goose! (We had a Green Goose too) — same model sedan.

We lived in South Carolina. They told the parents not to come pick up the kids at school (my older sister was in elementary school) and they kept the kids in the school hallway ready to duck and cover on the day the crisis was at its height.

I think the name "Softbank Cup" is going to do more damage to NASCAR's macho image than Taylor Swift could possibly do.

I'm a size 16 and I enjoy doing my hair, makeup, and dressing up (granted, I don't wear dresses and heels, because I don't like the way they look on me, and I don't like flimsy flats like Tory Birch, because I like shoes with more support). When I was skinny, I felt like too colorful of makeup and jewelry made me…

Cheap, flimsy materials tossed together in trendy, nonsense patterns that edge into cheesiness? You just described Thirty-One!

I'm from the capital of slobby dressing in the Midwest, KC...seriously, there is no worse place...except for DC!

Well I hate Tory Burch flats. They look like something stuck to the bottom of my great-grandmother's closet.

Oh now I get it. Because in the original article, her "before" picture looks absolutely fine. If it's "fuckable" they wanted, I can see what they were going for (not that it's right).

Did you see her "before" pic in the original article? In what way was she half assing it?

Where I work, her "before" picture looks polished and professional. More makeup would indicate that she was frivolous-minded for putting too much time into her appearance.

Ha Ha!

What about the driver who nearly killed me, ramming into a space at the grocery store night before last (that wasn't even a parking space?)

What? I totally would have asked that question of a white person who belonged to some little-known sect of Christianity, since I am a white person who grew up in a little-known sect of Christianity that actually does beat and shun.

Don't look now, but the Puritans aren't so "dead" after all. They've been resurrected by a strong and growing movement in evangelical circles. Google or get a book called "Young, Restless, Reformed" and start from there. The infamous Mark Driscoll is part of this movement. They think Jonathan Edwards is the…

You know what, it wasn't the act itself I missed so much during my looooooong dry spells, but the snuggling and hugging etc. Now that I'm way old, I have all the snuggling and hugging and affection which was SO, SO hard to find, and I don't miss the act. Other people's mileage may vary—especially if they're younger.

I had a bad experience, too, and I didn't want to tell my 9 years younger sister about my bad experience. However, my 9 years younger sister seemed to sort of see me as a stand-in for a parent, and kept bugging me about why I wasn't more out-there sexually. I told her I had a bad experience but I didn't want my bad…

If he's a comedian, how come his take on abstinence is so completely humorless? He could at least use humor to make the idea a little bit more appealing to those who aren't persuaded. I'm guessing he's not that appealing of a comedian.

Yeah that's Act 2 of the movie. The friends in question being played by Jack Black, Owen Wilson, and Aziz Ansari.