Bitch, you’re white.

Such a badass.

It was Richard Christy, wasn’t it?

Does your friend vibrate?

I think it was an attempt at snark highlighting the absence of the princess in the trailer. Nothing like judging a movie by the first teaser trailer.

This shit sport now lags behind MLS Soccer.

An arrest means nothing? Naive.

My god she used to be so pretty. No wonder Bill needed to look elsewhere for tight pussy.

You have A friend. Singular. LOL

For those who claim that they actually “chose” sex work as a living it’s simply not true. Your history of abuse chose it for you. Get with it.

Are you talking about your Aunt Flo? Cause that would explain A LOT.

You fixed everything with that quote! Kudos!

You’re 40 and friendless. Your stupid comments mean nothing.

You’re single? Mind-blown.

Nah. Reading your opinions makes me feel sane.

LOL. As opposed to you being on Jezebel for hours spewing your hate? Something tells me you don’t have many real-life friends. If you’re have as annoying as you are here, they probably dropped you a long time ago.

You should! They’re really quite fun!

It’s too bad a great message is lost in music that’s no better than a 8th grade punk band.

“It doesn’t phase me.” Your many, many responses say otherwise. Your Tumblr must be so fun to read.

You’re insufferable.