I fed my sister deadly nightshade once. By that time my mom always had ipecac around the house. ;) Pair it with grape soda (or some other rare liquid treat), pop them naked in the bathtub and just rinse the puke and poison off as it comes. Easy peasy!

Good luck on the IVF! And yes, you pretty much learn to ignore the more minor instances of dangerous behavior. We have two now and in addition to being a danger to themselves, they are a danger to each other. For example, just last night our 4 year-old slammed his 1.5 year-old sister’s head in his bedroom door.…

Glad that it worked out for you. Congratulations on having the magical ability to reason with 18 month olds.

Several years ago, I read an article about the Finnish government’s complete overhaul of their services for children a few decades ago. The first step was the famous Finnish baby box - a cardboard box that doubles as a cradle - filled with essentials for a newborn child. Because it is Finland, it includes essentials…

That’s because this article is misleading as fuxk

THIS...over and over. Cheap cheap dogfoods are utter garbage and are horrible for your pet. The headline is a gross over-generalization. There are many illnesses and maladies that can be traced DIRECTLY to crappy dog food. This is what my SO does for a living, and has for 15 years. I’ve seen dogs that look like…

This is a dangerously incorrect headline. It sounds like you based the entirety of this article on talking with the authors of *one* book. Please either take down the article or talk to more people. All pet foods are definitely not the same, for many more reasons than are cited here. Talk to some vets who specialize…

“Spread your wings, Spiderman!...”

I don’t think the color analyst yelling “Get on Your Horse, Superman!” was very well thought out.

Here’s what I learned from working in corp america for 30+ years for a Fortune 15, medium sized, and small sized companies.

LOLZ

My dog whistle broke and now everyone can hear it!

Plank’s over-the-top plans for Baltimore are just like so many others — lots of pretty renderings, but thats about it. My personal favorite was the “master plan” that preceded it, with the 20-story sculpture by I-95.

“I have a suspicion that he’s converted to Judaism purely for the jokes.”

Could we get an edit on that headline and remove the word “captured”? She was a young girl, not an escaped convict or an animal that needed to be picked up somewhere. She was not captured. She was abducted. She was kidnapped and murdered.

Everytime I see one of these sea dildos things I think of that gif.

You are just as delusional as Machado is. He started this whole thing with a reckless slide and continued it with a ridiculous home run trot. Benitendi got thrown at near his head and Betts got hit. Machado has a history of being a dirty player going back years. He needs to GTFO with his whining. Steroid using…

“second-rate city”

> fuck their second-rate city