Per VH-1's "10 things you didn't know about "10 things I Hate About You"

Still would.

My husband was also my high school sweetheart for 3 years, and back in the day he was a super prolific love letter writer - 5-8 page letters, written on scrolled paper & tied with red ribbons - they were FANTASTIC. We broke up & went our separate ways for 10 years, during which time I married another [really horrible]…

I'm sorry, did I wander into some parallel hedge fund universe where we all have walk-in closets? Were I to step into my closet I would promptly knock myself unconscious by hitting my head on the overstuffed hanging rod. When I awoke I would surely find myself covered in scattered "pliios" and "designer pima cotton…

Not sure if joking, or missed the point...

Oh okay. So it's legally considered rape, but I don't really care about how the law defines things — would you actually call it rape? Was it against her will?

Hot take: Yolanda is the best Real Housewife ever.

ANWAR oh my god, I keep forgetting he was just a baby on Skins. Who knew he'd become such a dish.

Well...

So... he's single now?

Pharrell would definitely mollywop Adam Levine's ass. Hat and everything.

I thought that quote was so funny. "They can't stop being in each other's company...when in each other's company."

It's okay, Brit, You know what they say, better an extensional crisis than an existential one.

"They are inseparable when they are together. They live at his house."'

I was once in a "fancy" Chinese restaurant in Chicago for my birthday and they had just waxed the floors. EVERYONE was falling down. Servers, customers, everyone. It was bizarre and hilarious. The management was losing their minds over how many meals they were comping. I wiped out before I even got to my table. My…

LIES. MAYO IS PROOF GOD LOVES US.

Wait, what?