Three other pieces of wisdom helped be with a formerly vicious inner critic.

If only Warren was running we wouldn’t have this false feminism bullshit.

#notallmentendtogetmoreconservativebecausetheygainpowerastheyage

I don’t think Elizabeth Warren is boy-crazy, Steinem. I don’t think far-left women are boy-crazy. I think they’re just socialist.

I loooooooooved Joel. I cried so much about his marriage in that final season my husband was concerned.

I fucking love Martha Stewart.

I’m not fearful of intruders, either, but to be on the safe side, I invested in a home security system. I sleep very well at night, and there’s zero chance of shooting family members or pets accidentally. And as for the whole home intruder scenario: how many people have these assholes offended that they’re as worried…