Why carry a fullback when you can motion the worst blocking tight end in the league, Leapin Larry, into the backfield to whiff horribly on every one of his “blocks”? At least he has been on the bench the last few weeks.

Kiwi, yes. But you are probably thinking about him in the NASCAR package with Tuck, JPP, and Osi in 2011. Antonio Pierce? The one with 9 career sacks? Nah.