Now how do I make Google Now for Chrome display the weather for MY location...

Following the massive success of the Jalopnik Edition BMW 3-Series, the Jalopnik Volvo would be "a shooting brake that only comes in brown, only has RWD, only has one transmission; manual, and of course is a diesel."

Oh, she still does it for me. No teeth is so HAWT.

Viagra, for when your dick can't get hard for the same old slag anymore.

The Elizabeth Taylor White Diamonds Edition Nissan Murano Crosscabriolet. There's only one fragrance, and only one car, for you, Janice. The look, the feel, the scent of pure bliss. Put on your lipstick, straighten your pant suit, make sure the coffee pot is off, and put on your lipstick, because today you're not…

Sorry, but if you want a stealth version of a car, you have to choose one that looks the part.

But they need to be size etra small since those drivers are compensating for something.

And a male hair replacement place. Free gold chains with purchase.

This is one of those things that stops being funny when it starts being you.

yeah, because vandalism is cool....

I don't care if you hate Smart cars, fucking with someone's car, especially when unprovoked, is bullshit. Let's not condone it.

It's about as funny as keying.

I'll never forget the "vomit comet" I was on when I was 14. Almost all of the students in my high school took the city bus to school. We would all cram onto those ancient GMC buses every morning, standing room only. One day... The flu was making the rounds of the student body. OC Transpo drivers are notorious for…

The quality of trolling in this post is sub-par. 3/10.

"usually a sheepish grin and some grinding"

Whatever the outcome of this case, I don't mind instilling a little fear in the dealers that they may be being watched, recorded, or otherwise tracked and monitored while they have custody of a customer's car.

Driving at lower speeds, and less aggressively in general, also results in fuel savings for several reasons:

i hope they bill the driver for the paint scratches on the train.

No, there is no excuse for this. Even in Houston.

CAFE - Because only in America can we take fuel economy standards that other nations use and bastardize it to the point that a PT Cruiser is a truck and a Ford Expedition is exempt.