(Full disclosure: I wanted to drive a Nash Metropolitan so badly that I annoyed a friend who works at Mosing Motorcars until he let me do it. I mean, look at it. LOOK AT IT.)

Just when you thought they couldn't make it any uglier...

Yes GM, we hear you.

I love that Aussie stop sign. Genius

There's a bridge in Toronto (Queen/Dufferin) with a low low train bridge. It was one of ourpastimes, to sit at a nearby café and wait for the inevitable cube van or transport to hit it. I didn't even live right in that neighbourhood and I saw it happen at least a dozen times. (Fun fact, they usually let the air out of…

Or powder coat it... at that point, what's an extra few hundred bucks?

1. Why? (That must have cost a fortune)

Nice!

NOT see a speed bump, hit it at full speed, destroy suspension.

I hope she pointed and laughed back, "Bwa ha ha ha, you drive a Monte Carlo!!!!"

Sounds like he's been hit on the head a few times.

100% funded by New Jersey car dealerships. (donning tin foil hat!)

Of all forms of motorsport, drag racing seems to be the one that almost anybody thinks they could just do because, on the surface, it looks so easy. It's just driving in a straight line, right? How hard could it be?

Cover Scout and Song Genie are also pretty good.

Thank you! Mine is reporting weather 600KM away from me!

Starbucks and Porsche work pretty well... They both have the knowledge and background to make things like a Cayman R or a single origin Clover. Yet they both realize that they can't make any money producing good pure products... so instead they produce crap (Frappicinos/over roasted espresso and Cayennes). Well,…

and the meth stripper from the truck stop just isn't doing it for you anymore

Buy now and get a free lifetime supply of Viagra!

I fantasize about trashing Harley-Davidson bikes myself...

Especially when they line them all up in front of the dive bar! Let's go!