Lots of liquids + lots of vitamin C + lots of sleep.

And then there's all the things they've said about Americans. And all the things they've said about Germans. And all the things they've said about the French. And all the things they've said about everybody else in the world.

Oh, I guess I hit a nerve there, don't get your panties all in a bunch...

1) American Cars are Garbage, stop drinking the kool-aid, marketing does not equal quality

Who's stereotyping? He obviously has a tiny penis.

He's a moron, that's how.

1) Totally Serious

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That's what happens when you buy 'Murican, it breaks down.

ANYTHING is better than a Neon.

Pay the Mafia, do business in Jersey, what's not to understand?

Exactly, who freakn' cares? I don't go to F1 races to wear ear plugs.

So in the proud tradition of 2012's March Muscle Car Madness, let me announce the Jalopnik March Madness Beat-Off, where 64 cars will enter bracket competition to be crowned the best half-rusted turdbox that even your little brother could buy. There are some real classics, there are some unappreciated wonders, and…

The Spark is a true microcar, targeted at city-dwellers who have a need for a car and don't have the energy to ZipCar it everywhere.

As I type this, GM is anxiously trying to jettison whatever bits of Old GM it can in the hopes they can save this new, leaner fleet the government helped them build. They've most successfully done so at the higher end, with flagship products from Cadillac that are so good you almost forget there was a time when you…

I'm pretty sure that IS a uniform.

I'll rewrite it again for you: "Hipster shill for rich old white men lies on camera while pumping gas into the director's Audi."

The people I've interviewed from "regular" schools have, so far, been more pragmatic, and down to earth. They don't seem to have an over inflated ego or sense of entitlement. Also, art school grads always get a second look, they can actually (I hate this term) "think outside the box". Are usually quite intelligent,…

So I can repeatedly hit my head on the door and shins on the drawers? No thanks... :-)

If I see a "brand name" school, their resume goes straight to the reject pile.