4. Park and ride.

There's your mistake, 'Murican vehicles are NEVER reliable. A $4000 Japanese car will be reliable, for a very long time.

Move out of crappy California

3. PUBLIC TRANSIT

Farm Aid

'Murica, the car is so British it has to be registered as a Lotus Elise to be allowed on the road, but never mind that...

True, and the Venom has to be registered as a Lotus Elise.

The defacto logo of ignorant racist white trash. Even the racists agree: Three "19-year-old white male freshmen from Georgia" at the University of Mississippi have been expelled from their fraternity, and the frat has been suspended from campus, after the trio reportedly hung a noose and Confederate-themed flag over…

Even the racists think the Confederate Flag is Racist.

Put a BMW or Audi badge on it.