No hate. I’m a critical care nurse (a good one and a “good one”) and I recently spent almost two months in the hospital. There were many times when I had to be my own nurse. Once, I had my husband call a rapid response because my call light went unanswered for an hour (they kept turning it off at the station) and I…

MJ, is dat you??

The only people who worry about putting bumper stickers on Bentley’s are people who have to return them when the lease is up, Kimmy.

Dude I laughed at the Mindy joke.

Enh, she got a fairly prominent recurring role on one of the hottest TV shows on the planet. That’s a win.

Where I live, taxis are the ones who will take you to an alley and rob you. Ubers are the safe option. You get the driver’s photo, license plate number and model of car sent to you before they even show up. You’re also guaranteed to get a nice, clean car, rather than a taxi that has probably just been smoked in.

At first I thought HOW CUTE. THE GORILLA LIKES CELL PHONE PICS LIKE HE’S A PEOPLE!

Doesn’t seem like you understand how uber works, tbh.

I was waiting for my Lyft when an Uber driver kept saying “you’re waiting for me! I’m your ride. I can take you where you need to go!”

Because double checking the license plate, make and model and asking the driver to confirm your name are too burdensome? Please.

The woman should have noticed something was wrong when the car / license plate did not match that of the Uber driver she was matched with, and the driver did not provide the correct name when she asked - and should therefore not have gotten into the car.

I’m curious about the first wife’s situation. I just changed my first tire a few weeks ago, by myself. I pulled the jack out of the trunk, put it on the proper spot of the car, turned it a few times until the car lifted about 2 inches off of the ground, pulled the tire off. At no point did I ask my wife to get under…

Is there anything modern phones can’t do? These phones have exposed the racist POS that run police depts. nationwide, stopped that talking mannequin Romney from becoming President and they provide countless hours of free entertainment like this video. Thank you technology!

She should also sue Time Warner for providing internet to the school that gave Arya access to Amazon. Also she should sue Apple for making laptops that Arya used to go on Amazon. Sue everyone! That will make everything right again.

There’s enough of her so that you can bet, somewhere out there right now, a couple kids are responding to their friends’ snap chats with, “Yeah, that’s my mom,” and, “No, I totally eat green peppers. WTF?”

People Are Drunk On Rights In This Country

It takes a ginormous leap in logic to go from

Fox’s Katie Pavlich Says BLM Is A “Movement That Promotes The Execution Of Police Officers”

I was reading about this earlier. This is the part that got me: