One of those “IRS” callers left a message on our answering machine. I laughed and erased it. (Disclosure: I can get my Medicare card before this year is over.)

If a Vegan does crossfit, what do they rush to tell you about first?

Please buy more flowers! From a florist, like me! There are so many cool things we can do that aren’t plain grandma bouquet (Even though that’s the most common thing) . And flowers come in sooooo many colors. Lime green and gray roses exist. Carnations come in multicolor. As do Gerber daisies.

As a 42 year old professional artist I will admit, without embarrassment, that when I draw dinosaurs, spaceships or any kind of monsters, I still make sound effects as I do it.

No kidding. The comment I originally posted wasn’t even specific to Kara or Jia, but to a trend in Jez articles lately. But rather than address the issue at hand, they are turning it into something personal and making these extremely juvenile comments (“I don’t care!” FOOTSTOMP!). It is embarrassingly unprofessional,…

But you weren’t clapping back at a rude comment. You were clapping back at a legit criticism.

You realize that we’re not super concerned with how we look to you?

Oh snap, expect a punctuation and capitalization-free patronizing defensive comment from Jia any second now! You can practically set your watch by it at this point.

It’s all part of a trend here of calling out Buzzfeed for stupid minutiae, while completely ignoring the egregious shit done here.

I don’t really understand all the excessive hate for Buzzfeed on here lately. It’s not like they offered $10k to buy untouched Vogue photos of Lena Dunham or as if they took cheap shots at Amy Pascal’s private online purchases. Don’t worry, Jez, no one is muscling in on you.

I appreciate you love your friends (or at least respect your friend’s guests) and I love the intention behind this post, but the jewellery here is remarkably unexceptional. I have better statement necklaces (costume, I’m not bragging about some incredible expensive bling) that I wear to walk my dog. I would love to…

Breathes and blinks without even trying hard.

Practically all famous artists (like artist artists) have and are brands.

Artists still use pencils. Some artists are very particular about which ones they use. The softer Blackwing pencils are always a favorite for drawing and animating.

I have frequently questioned this family’s fame- hell, I have questioned their existence. If THIS is why they are here, though... shut my mouth, they are doing good things.

Method Man, if you are reading this, I grew up keeping kosher so I understood what you meant about the hands right away! We are destined for each other! (Even though you are only my fifth favorite Wu Tang member.)

By all means insert yourself into this discussion, adultosaur, because your lowercase attention struggles are so very real.

Yeah, I guess watching Earth Girls Are Easy before writing this piece would have been too hard. I mean it’s like a whole 90 minutes, OMG.

In other words, you got the joke of the movie!

But seriously you guys...we have to admit that if Gretchen were still on the show would be way more fun!