I came here to say those shoes are 100% the wrong choice with this outfit and she should be ashamed of herself as a result.

That Lisa VanDerPump Gabby Sidibe photo is all kinds of awesome. Were they in Lance Bass' wedding party? Because they look fabulous.

Whole. Lee. Shit.

Legit story: after years and years of refusing correction, my badass grandmother stubbornly continues to pronounce it 'horse doovers'.

You still smoke from pipe/joint etc. even when you're out? What if you're smoking hash, you use a hash pipe? You can't really be doing hot knives on the sidewalk or at a show? Vape pens are the most convenient way to smoke out and about without a cloud of smoke around you.

This kid is mad stupid for agreeing to be roasted. I don't believe he has the thick skin that a roast requires. Especially when you're being roasted by people who are not your peers.

omg everyone knows exactly what they would do and i am loving EVERY CHOICE EVERYONE WOULD MAKE

I'm with the "this is fake" crowd. There have been too many inconsistencies and unbelievable twists and turns.

I was going to post the same thing but I'm a forever grey. When I was into DIY nailpolish a few years back Lime Crime was accused of a few shady things. One I remember is that they were repackaging TBK( DIY makeup supply company) mica as their own "magic dust" which has since been discontinued.

So I'm not totally sure if this helps but Lime Crime is apparently seriously questionable, ethically speaking. They got caught repackaging a bunch of other companies' products and claiming they were theirs and then threatened bloggers with legal action for pointing it out. So, uh, there's a good chance that the…

You know you don't take your legal drinking age with you when you travel, right?

And what if your hair is naturally wavy?

I know. My hair is wavy! If I make it straight, it won't stay. If I make it curly, it won't stay. I guess I wouldn't be in that sorority. Mostly because I'm not skinny, but the hair too.

Blergh. I don't do shapewear. I think a nice slip has the same smoothing effect without all the struggling to get it on and the feeling of not quite being able to take a deep enough breath all day.

God, quit trying to ruin everything by tying it to weight. Let us have this one thing.

but that art though...

Would also just like to point out that Miami is the second-worst franchise (obviously DC is the worst) while Beverly Hills is, inarguably, the best.

can i say (with the obvious caveats that this was a horrible tragedy), the rush of so many news outlets to praise the work of Charlie Hebdo seems weird to me? Because I'm not really cool with supporting hateful imagery in the guise of "satire" or whatever the fuck they thought they were doing.

Sure, I've been known to have a nibble. Just reach over the side there, um, down towards the mouth, that's my whiskers you're jamming it into.

Can we please talk about how Coco called her socket where her shoulder is a pocket? That I find adorable. But Crique De Sole? I love her but that tweet is killing me.