no but i love terribleness

Kara, maybe its because I consider you the RBG of Shade Court, but holy shit I could not love you more.

*I'll* be the OMG SPOILERS person:

She's transphobic as hell, too. Has been since that time she "ran" for president. Never recanted, never apologized. I understand people used to like her back in the long long ago, but she's a turd now.

Eh, I wouldn't rush for the #notallPEteachers, because honestly, almost every PE teacher I have ever met in my life was a fucking dick. I had ONE incredible one that I adored, even though I hated PE, and all the other ones were either disgusting, giving molester vibes or were physically abuse. I don't know what it is…

I would argue that Billy Bragg tends to be pretty damn sincere.

ugh biggest crush charming fox is confusing

I'm sorry but what children are watching this show, exactly?

Like, does anyone even know what any member other than the vocalist looks like? And even the vocalist, you could just get a random dude with a wig and I'm sure everyone would be fooled.

Never.

"Dear Future Husband"?

ya ya ya. I am Lorde.

I always thought Diplos were just for kids too dumb to not swallow actual Legos..

You guys, I'm really starting to suspect that Meghan Trainor is actually The Worst.

Why are we acting like this is only about her touching her 1 year old sister's vagina when she was 7 and not also about emotionally coercing her sister into sleeping in her bed and then masturbating while she sleeps? And about paying her sister in candy to give her long kisses on the lips? And about paying her sister…

If you're a strong woman and your man likes that, then he's a real man.

It's like a racial Victor Victoria.

As someone who grew up on Disney in the 70's, I give you the best talking cat ever, "The Cat From Outer Space"

Chelsea seems okay, but I'd hardly say Vladimir Putin seems like a "nice boob."

Why would there be shame? The only thing to worry about is how much you spend. (Ugh, I love the HK cherry blossom festival stuff and I missed out on it this year!)