So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

I never thought I'd see an OBC Into The Woods video on Jezebel. DAY. MADE.

brb going to hang w these creepy stories

like rising from a sea trench to just below sea level. i also see that they took the 'do you have a cigarette' line directly from one of the commenters here.

Punctuation inside the quotes, dude. If you're going to pretend to know shit, learn your basics.

I don't think that's fair. I mean B+J are different since they apparently shut the place down for a private tour, but for us regular poors, I don't really think there's anything wrong with wanting to commemorate what could likely be a once in a life time opportunity. Someone having taken a selfie doesn't mean they…

there's only one LD - larry david.

I fucking hate this book- I have ever since I was a kid. Even my mom agreed that the part where the mother climbs through the son's window to rock him in his sleep is über creepy. Ugh.

The most traumatic scene for in The Giver was the second sledding scene, where the sled skidded on ice and the rider broke his leg, or arm? He broke a Lomb in a horrifying way. It was terrifying for me, it still is a little. I think about it when I see really steep snowy hills.

Yes, but it was followed by snark which invalidates the compliment.

If you're not intelligent enough to see that prefacing an insult with a compliment doesn't make the insult any less insulting or impertinent...I'm actually embarrassed for you. But assuming you are intelligent and on some level know better, the best way to respond (if at all) is to just admit the line was insensitive…

Is this person going to be a regular writer here? If so, I am really, really pleased and interested.

This was one of the most intelligently written reviews/critiques of anything I've ever encountered on this site, and I hope we can look forward to more.

Slow clap for taking the piss out of a mentally ill woman. Bravo, Madeleine. If the woman with the flammable shoes actually exists (rather than being "funny"), I suggest that says more about your healthcare system than anything else.

Weren't y'all gonna stop harassing Amanda Bynes since she's like, suffering from a mental condition?

She looks fabulous. Haters to the LEFT.

sorry, meant to post this.

Here's every bumper ABC ever used, arranged by year.