Understated look. I like.

And don't wear anything you'll want to wear ever again.

My first concert was a Gwar show in a club called "the Abyss". I was in the 6th grade, my dad took me and they wheeled a giant penis on stage and sprayed the crowd with milk. Moral of the story: my dad is awesome.

Ummm...other way around? With the checks. ;-)

Welcome to America!

Can't this cat's humans just let it be a goddamn cat and not a cash cow?

PASTRAMI IS AN ELITE MEAT. IT IS THE DELI MEAT OF KINGS.

I just LOLd at the idea of the talent at a fashion show eating pastrami.

It may be your favorite, Burt, but the genetic elite don't eat fatty meat. (It rhymes so you can remember it better.)

I don't care about cultural appropriation one way or another, but baby hairs?

yeah I'm kind of amazed at all the white girls commenting to say they have baby hairs too. Congratulations, moron?!

kara.did.not.say.that.only.poc.have.baby.hairs. the particular styling of the babyhairs is from poc cultures.

Yes, this is the big takeaway. =/ As a Jew with baby hairs, baby hairs have had a long history of complex and artful styling in the black community. That's why. Why do you think they're euphemizing black with "urban?" It's okay. We don't have to be defensive about our baby hairs. It's not about ownership. But it…

Solid strategy: stop reading the second you find something to be bothered about. If you keep reading then the rest of the paragraph might fix the problem, and you won't be able to feel put upon and make it about you.

lol my pieces would all be

this young woman is so intensely fucked up- so much of it is not her fault because my god if her family isn't FUCKED UP AS SHIT, but her insistence on being blameless at all times is ruining her life.

she also has a linkedin account as well.all other dolls are just basic, barbara handler gets things done

Whitney Cummings sucks.

OK, all you Barbie haters have to admit she is fucking OWNING it in these pictures. Everyone else just looks tacky.

is the boat like the rich person version of the wagon?

I dated an actor guy who's previous girlfriend left him for Patrick Stewart. 40 year age difference. We weren't allowed to watch Patrick's films - which was surprisingly limiting - because it still bothered him so much. Any time he'd mention it, in terms of his fears of being cheated on, I would have to put on my best…