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And that's totally valid. But it DOES do those things for me. I'm not a Miley fan; I'm just pointing out that I can look at this without associating it with her and know beyond a shadow of a doubt that if I came across it in my city's monthly art walk in some dinky gallery, I'd definitely pause to admire it and dig

You deserve all the stars.

Well I like it. *shrug*
And it looks like art to me. And I genuinely like it. IMO the pieces show an eye for balance, detail, and overall gestalt. Regardless: She put things together in a way that pleased her. That's art. Hey, I like to make fun of privileged stars all day, but since when did something stop being art

No, it should be "fuck you Gawker Media for selling out with the expanding and pop-up ads!" I am sick of this shit.

Looks like there is some discord among the Heathers.

I don't think i'm any of them, which probably means i'm a Hannah.

Hmm, it's funny (translation: predictable) how folks are rolling out the RIP red carpet for this unrepentantly racist shitstain…

Oh totally, just describing the costume with only words and no visual accompaniment makes it clear how quesitonable it is. (I'm speaking mostly of the "short-sleeved fishnet shirt.")

shiloh is walking chill sitch.

I don't even know how someone could be "stunned" at the way their longtime partner looks. But maybe that's why I'm forever alone.

That was in Dirt Bag last night but only as a bullet! I just read that her dad bought the video of her bf cheating on her to protect her from embarrassment, and I felt so moved by it (it was very expensive!!)

#NotAllRiffRaffs

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So... where is Reese Witherspoon? Because I want to know where I can catch a doner kebab while on a boat.

My advice to my students (college) - when a member of the family makes a racist comment at a family gathering, loudly say, "I've got to take a shit" and leave the room. Makes it into a politeness as opposed to a political issue. They stop saying racist things and you'll stop announcing you have to take a shit when

This is a re-posted article from Copyranter, written by a dude, that actually spends the first third mocking the "moronic dad" trend in advertisements. But okay, sure, it's a misandrist conspiracy.

Obviously, the perfect horse has the perfect dick: like 19 or 20 inches, thick—but not too thick otherwise it's painful—rock hard with a nice throbbing vein. He's groomed perfectly in a way that's considerate of riders without being too gay-horse porn-y about it. He's standing in front of a fence, just begging a

Let me add - if you hire Manara, this is what the character will look like. The problem is with the people who hired Manara.

i mean, jason will never be able to do better than the goddess that is britney jean spears, so he might as well get weird with it and drop all the way down to kris jenner.