Me too, and I don't even like or watch the show. This whole article could've just read "NUH-UH!!!!!! WE'RE STILL MORE POPULAR THAN YOUUUU!" and the takeaway would have been pretty much the same.

Actually, he said "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it."

Yep.

She is the most beautiful human in existence. Sometimes when I'm watching Scandal I zone out just staring at her face and have to rewind to catch the plot points I missed. She is probably actually an alien.

I always get a kick out of it when people leave righteously indignant comments on Dirt Bag to the effect of "How dare you call [celebrity featured in lede for some damning reason or another] a dirtbag!"

All of my favorite 32C bras are from H&M (super cute, flattering and comfortable!), but they only make that size in about half of the styles they sell, so bra-shopping trips are still kinda frustrating. (I gave up on Victoria's Secret when they stopped carrying that Intimissi line a few years back — none of their…

This is such a non-story, I feel badly for Lena that she even had to respond to it. Vogue barely edited her appearance. The retouching tweaks they made are the same retouching tweaks given to supermodels — correcting flubs of wardrobe, lighting, and posture; smoothing lines and evening things out — the kinds of…

I hear you, only three band sizes seems VERY limited indeed!

I wear a 32C (hard size to find!) so I just went and checked the site, it looks like they offer a band size of 32 thru 36 on most styles.

The $10,000 non-story.

Interesting! Thanks.

VULCAN! That is the only thing I came away with from this entire roundup.

I wonder how the licensing tie-ins for Happy Meal toys work. Does someone who works for McDonald's choose which characters from any given franchise will be featured/design the toys, or are the toys designed out-of-house and then purchased and manufactured by McDonald's? Genuinely curious, because this seems really…

But she's just poking "hyperbolic fun at a friend," guys! Everyone knows when you want to poke hyperbolic fun at a specific friend whom you know personally, the best way to do so is by making rude and generalizing statements about a huge group of people in an article posted on an extremely popular website.

Male journo-bloggers aren't doing this "as a joke," they have to pretend it's a joke because of the stigma still attached to men using sex toys — some kind of "be a man, use your hand" thing which makes absolutely NO logical sense and is unfortunately being perpetuated here. Maybe if more men were open about their…

Agreed. Some of my favorite amateur porn to watch is videos of dudes using these types of toys because it's fascinating and it seems like it feels REALLY FUCKING GOOD.

This holiday season someone ordered a pack of custom nail decals from me featuring nothing but my illustration of a tiny vagina. I really, really hope they went to you.

I know how you feel. I hope everything looks up for you soon!

Aaron Carter is so loathsome but reading that bit about him being sad about Hilary Duff tugged my heartstrings a little. All this time he's just been acting out because he still misses Lizzie.

I have been getting "O Leave Me Not To Pine" in my head almost every day for the past three months, and I don't have NPR to use as an excuse!