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Holy shit. I just went on his Twitter. He actually seems proud of being a disgusting piece of human garbage.

You mean shoulda been pink. That woulda been amazing.

Well, I know what I am eating for lunch.

He is FOR SURE a Bukowski fan.

Wow, I have NEVER liked Cameron Diaz (not sure why), but reading this made me like her. I might even buy this book. Weird.

Yeah, my thoughts exactly. Isn't Boursin just Rondele?

As someone with a touch of the natural duckface myself, I appreciate that others acknowledge this is actually A Thing.

That price has GOT to be a typo.

I'm in an all-girl Cock Sparrer cover band called Cunt Sparrer.

I know all this; I spend a ton of time at the post office every week and am generally impressed with their efficiency on a local level. I just made a comment paraphrasing a common internet joke because I'm understandably extremely frustrated by the government's mishandling of our public services - especially during…

Yeah, I'm out nearly $250 right now due to refunding customers whose packages were lost in the mail by USPS this holiday season. I'm not ragging on mailmen, Bostonian or otherwise — but I'm fairly certain even those Bostonian mailmen would agree that the postal service as a whole needs to get its shit together. It's…

She's 20. Nuff said.

Clearly bootleg. The illustrations of the princesses aren't actual Disney illustrations, just close approximations. "Bell" has shades of Kim Kardashian, and Cinderella is giving a little bit of Laura Palmer.

I know, right? Saving this link to email to everyone who ever complains to me about their Etsy packages being delivered late ever again. YOU HAD ONE JOB, USPS. ONE JOB!!!

This type of skywriting is pretty common in SoCal. It's done by a few small planes, flying in a vertical row, instead of just one — each plane simultaneously farts out its own individual row of dots, completing the message.

I'm in CA and have a medical rec so I buy from dispensaries…in my area, $50 for an eighth is pretty high (no pun intended)…most dispensaries here sell "true" 3.5g eigths for under $40, and that's the top shelf stuff. I usually get 5 grams for $55…but I am aware we Californians might be spoiled. I wouldn't pay $50…

Christa McAuliffe had just been selected when I was born in '85. In my baby book, my mom wrote about the upcoming shuttle launch and wrote "A teacher is going up in Jaunary." It always makes me so sad to come across that line.

Damn, Doug, credit where credit is due for a Mikado reference.

I accept this!