Doubles my input? What are the remaining 230 Watts going to do?

A time traveler stumbles into the world, disoriented. Wild eyed, he scrambles to find something, anything to tell him when he is now. So many attempts, so many failures.

All due respect, Ex Machina does not deserve the shade you are throwing its way via that New Yorker article. Try this alternative:

At least it’s not a video, though.

Basically the one article that should have been a slideshow, and instead there’s not a single picture to be found outside of the header lol.

Suzuki Jimny, as least sold here in the states. 

“Triggered”?

Strong disagree. The only reason one would buy this is to be seen. It’s not fast. It’s not practical. It’s... not particularly good at being at most things people want their cars to do. The only thing this car does well is be seen.

Silver is the worst color in general, and especially on cars like this, but you won’t find many sub $25K Prowlers. Especially later ones. Easy NP.

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Slide 4: “Any wheel where the number of spokes is not evenly divisible by the number of visible lugs.”

How about Sonic? Doesn’t get much more American than carhop service, okay burgers, tots, and 50 different varieties of sugar water.

Depends on how much I’ve had. 

nAYsAY, ScuhBay, and LahsEEr.

I denude the whole thing in one bite.

Flats are the best. The meat is the tastiest and there is little to no gristle, unlike the drums which can have a lot of cartilage etc.

Which reminds me that I haven’t played Mad Libs in a while.

I have many times cursed my Mustang mail slot trunk opening with all that room inside I can’t get to. Really shoulda been a hatch.

He shouldn’t worry, it’ll all be smoothed out