I love The Abyss but holy crap it was on every other Sunday on Channel 11 out of NYC for like 5 years straight.

First they came for the yodeling mountain climber. . .

wow, when did Price Is Right get so dangerous?

Once Madame Web hits streaming I highly recommend people watch it. It is a deeply weird and stupid movie. I would believe it if someone said the first draft was done by an AI and parts of it never got changed.

I don't think this guy would've made a good Superman anyway

lol. You’re the real People’s Champion, anonymous internet weirdo.

Anyone who says the current streaming and cable ecosystem is worse than cable was either entirely ignorant of a time before ~2012 or so or just being hyperbolic.

a partnership “could produce significant cost savings—from spending on programming to marketing—and create a more in-depth offering for consumers, especially with regard to live sports,” writes WSJ.

Goddamn you people are pathetic.

The fuck you do to help the world today besides fart?

Anyone can ride the sandworm of hype, but it takes a braver soul to fist the popcorn bucket of reality.

Where is today’s Madame Web article?

“.....and with tears in his eyes he thanked me for making the best movie ever.”

The only thing I really get out of this is how the #FilmTwitter early review hype crew have perfected the art of sounding so amazingly insincere and manufactured in everything they say.

Holy X/formally Twitter, Batman!

The first film was genuinely bad, and not in a fun way. This one looks even worse, but in a fun way.

One candidate is old and a bit centrist for the more leftist-minded folks out there. One is a career criminal rapist who will sell out NATO and Ukraine to the Russians and plunder state secrets for his own personal profit.

The sort of movie that has no blooper reel because all the mistakes are in the final cut and no one gave a shit.

Ahhh. Remember the days of Sean O’Neal? He could really take down some celebrity hubris/ridiculousness. Or, at least tie it together to make a coherent point. This is an article in which the actor complains about taking quotes out of context and then proceeds to take every quote out of context to make a poorly…