I run in very different circles from the writers here , but why the fuck would an award show make jokes about actors who can't sing , and then include Jack Black ? 

I love that this slide show complained that the someone should do more research about Ariana DeBose before making a joke of her not being able to sing, and then proceeded in the very next slide to refer to Keri Russel as Matthew Rhys’ “TV wife” and not his actual romantic partner of 9 years (and mother of his child).

They have been lost to the silent killer.  Addiction to Blue Bloods.

my dream star wars project is a 4 hour ken burns documentary on the galactic senate.

Taylor Swift? More like Taylor’s miffed!

Jo Koy? More like Joke? Oy!

AV Club responds: “Nope, sorry, we got to drag this story out a little longer. You remember how many articles we got of The Slap. Let’s see if we can beat that!”

I think all the writers know the score on what their purpose is - clickbaiting.  When was the last time you saw a writer wade into the comments section?  Only place I ever see that is Jalopnik.

I was going to say that if Sam Barsanti, for example, is wondering what people think of his critical abilities, it wouldn’t take an excessive amount of time digging in the comments section to find out.

You’re not alone. There’s dozens of people like you! Dozens!

Unfortunately, his Peloton instructor couldn’t hear Nolan’s response because the background music drowned out his words.

When I said I hoped for less rage this year, this is not what I had in mind. 

If it’s not an origin story for Argyle from Die Hard, I don’t want it.

I’m really disappointed to learn that this movie isn’t about Wilbur’s spider friend Charlotte deciding to open a brothel.

Madame Web has seen the future and she sees you watching her movie at 2x speed on Netflix in three years.

“The most anticipated films of 2024"

That’s the joke. AV Club basically doesn’t review anything anymore. They talk about other people’s reviews. 

Six seasons isn’t exactly a short run.

Not a lot of people can find that exhaust port and some say it doesn’t even exist 

I’m not letting my kids watch this. I’m cutting down on their Skrein time.