I never understand

Maybe this is a trap to expose the many adult fans, known as pawdophiles.

Or Saw Patrol! Puppets with cars that have circular saw blades for tires and steering wheels. And are surrounded with barbed wire. And you’re locked inside. And it’s quickly filling up with puppy blood. The key is in the glove box, but the glove box handle is made of rusty razor blades. Also, there are 1200 used…

you guessed it: Frank Stallone

Murderer: I killed a guy.
* five years later *
Police: We finally figured out who killed that guy!

Man…getting a dvd with two battlestar episodes on it, then watching them real quick so I could drop them in the corner box with late pickup so I could get another dvd with two episodes in two days rather than three…why did this model decline again?

What the hell are you doing?! You know not to talk about him. THERE ARE RULES!

In that photo Howard Stern looks like Bruno from Encanto.

wow this is thrilling, please post more stories about song titles

“the new season likely won’t hit TV screens until early 2023...”

Pray for Poitrot

Sigh....

Counterpoint... Do away with awards shows.

I think that’s Swiss Miss, the blade-themed villain the Goblin refers to as “The sharpest knife in the drawer.”

Who’s second from the left? The Art Deco Windmiller? I can identify the weird Taymor redesigns of everyone else, I think (assuming that’s Swarm between Goblin and Kraven).

This is what happens when people forget to turn off the dark when they leave a building.

50/50 they’re reusing it so much because they spent a pretty penny on licensing it from Getty Images.

But she couldn’t do it alone because a freak like her needs company!

Man, the AV Club sure loves that particular photo of Taylor Swift.

With her bob cut and her accent, I legitimately sometimes forget she’s not real-life Emily, Emily Mortimer.