“It’s the dumbest show I’ve ever enjoyed.”

This is the guy who starred in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, you think he needs goddamn Yellowstone?

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The only one you have watched is the worst one by a mile. M:I2 is thunderingly bad. I personally like M:I1 the most as it’s kind of it’s own thing. M:I3 is where the new formula mostly gets established and there aren’t a lot of variations from there. They are all various levels of watchable with none of them standing…

 To be fair, there's absolutely no way one can know something is funny or not until they do it. 

“Starts at an 11 and must go up from there.”

Disney must have had a void at “brutally tonally inconsistent and gets lost after the first half season.”

everybody in their 20s now (or younger) is fucking mental.

Yep.  It’s looks exactly like a Wes Anderson film and all the demons look like Bill Murray but act like Bill Murray in real life and treat you like shit

When will Charlie Grandy's reign of terror end? 

Then you and I would get along, friend!

They killed [...gestures wildly at wreckage of HBO Warner merger...] for this?

Can we trade it for more Doom Patrol?

They’re available for sale in the Fourth Circle of Hell. 

I disagree. I don’t care how my price is divied up. I just want to know what attending is going to cost me. I’m going to balk whether it’s a $200 ticket or a $120 ticket with $80 in additional fees, but I’ll be more pissed if you get me thinking “$120, yeah, that’s worth it” and then tack on more.

C’mon, the girls’ volleyball team works really hard.

TOO LATE!

To be clear, I’m not saying Bill Murray isn’t an absolute piece of shit a lot of the time, or even most of the time. Just that I don’t really get down with the secondary-level “denounce this person immediately!” vibe that tends to arise whenever someone’s accused of something bad — or even, in this case, turns out to…