Will Smith could have saved us all by going up onstage and smacking Glorgon, but noooooo, they had to go and ban Will from the ceremony.

Just back to say again how much I love these reviews of a show I don’t watch.  I’m thoroughly invested in who wins now!  

#oscarssoglorgonian

Since speculating on films that haven't been released is apparently fair game, why stop there? I'm putting my money on Glorgon the Conqueror, who will seize Earth mid 2023. And he'll issue a decree stating that all awards go to him. All hail Glorgon and his merciful rule!

I think the strangled cries of Racism are going to be a harder sell this year, but keep fighting the good fight.

An article about correcting mistakes on a site that rarely corrects its own mistakes. I’m going back to bed.

Because it makes sense and that’s why every country does it this way.

Of course, why health insurance is tied to employment...

We’ll finally be able to get to Lindsey Buckingham

The G/O editors have been on strike since 2018

“Strikes are not funny,” Neither is SNL.

They should make a movie called “Shirts.” Animated, of course. With talking shirts. Like the sleeveless T-shirt can be a tough-guy called “T-dawg.” And the short sleeve shirt can be a nerdy shirt called “Shorty.” And the business shirt - “Tab Collar” - can be a stuck-up preppy jerk who gets his comeuppance.

Fuck yeah, dude. I love shirts! If this movie is specifically for people who like shirts, it's bound to be a hit! 

You know you’re desperate to get some hotlinks into your article when you’re writing “the guy wears shirts, specifically this shirt”

That’s good but needs more fan service. Maybe a baby Yoda on a Babu Frick on a salacious crumb on a jawa on a Gonk bot.

What if the resurrected Palpatine was three or four Baby Yoda’s standing on each other’s shoulders ‘neath a robe?

Can we just pretend the Sequel Trilogy never happened?  After all, that seems to be what Disney is doing.

They were off searching for magic laser crystals or whateverthefuck. 

I know what they were doing. They were crushing mad puss in Space Tijuana!

“Somehow, Palpatine returned”-Poe