You don’t need “pedantic”. It’s implied if you are complaining about games. 

The entire point of the article was to get you to click on it, thus activating 10,000 cookies to follow you around for the next 10 years. So in that regard, the article was a total success.

My favorite meme of the new AV Club is them pretending that we deeply care about reality shows.

I assume for $5000, Yoda sucks you off? 

Nonsense is notoriously difficult to read.

I think of soap. And murder. 

This pile of vomit tastes better than this pile of shit! 

They just came from Fast X and were fired up.

I didn’t know Matt Gaetz was a script writer. 

He’s coming up with an excuse soon!®

Who could forget the hit single I’m On A Baot

Antifa is actually a couple of plumbers that come to your house and are supposed to fix your toilet, but instead they replace it with a joke toilet that has a hole that’s way too small for your dumps. 

AV Club has been on an editor’s strike for months now. 

Fuck

Is there an AV Club style guide about jargon acronyms?

Money is surprisingly uncomfortable to sleep on. Lots of paper cuts and it smells like blood. 

Or Mutant League Football. The script practically writes itself. 

Look, I just returned a way more racist Piers Morgans. No issues. I’m going to have to speak with your manager. 

As long as we are returning your stuff, can you take this royal dipshit as well? 

Yo! Where my Falling Skies peeps at? The Last Ship is on deck and then I guess 21,000 seasons of Supernatural. I could give zero fucks about this strike.