I have a Bernie Bro STILL posting shit about her.

While he’s on vacation, let’s quick build a replica White House somewhere in Baltimore. Staff it with actors who look a lot like his staff and never trouble him with hard decisions. When the vacay’s over, have the motorcade drop him off there. Everyone, including him, will be happier this way.

Don’t forget to ask the Jill Stein voters and the people who said they wouldn’t bother to vote because it there was no difference between the two major party candidates.

Surprise John Goodman is the best John Goodman. I inexplicably love him and can’t even explain why, except he has a golden baritone voice that sounds like kittens and bear hugs.

Of course he likes Pringles, it’s super easy to fit his hands in the tube.

Good luck! I hope the evaluation goes well and you get some answers. And just an FYI - there are other disorders that have similar symptoms to ADHD (like anxiety disorders) so the key is to find a good psychiatrist to diagnose you.

‘Extreme male brain’ theory? Goddamn, Baron-Cohen has done some good things for autism research over the years but this I hate with a passion.

I remember when my mom was so proud of this checklist/rewards system she developed so we would all remember to brush our teeth and so forth as kids. She was telling another parent, and they just looked at her like she was crazy and said, “my kids just...remember to brush their teeth.”

Nah. She’ll age. She’ll stay dumb, but she’ll age.

14:58.....14:59....

Can I be an attention whore for a second so I can scream that the seller just accepted my offer an I’M BUYING MY DREAM HOUSE ALL BY MYSELF!!! A real, grown up one this time, not like my old, dinky starter home.

I just found out I’m pregnant. My husband is out of town camping with the kids. I’m freaked out. Like happy, but I’m four years post repeat loss and never thought I’d be doing this again. Aaaaah!

I would love every minute of this if it was taking place in a scripted HBO political comedy/drama. Since it’s real life, it’s kind of bittersweet. I prefer incompetent infighting to disciplined tyranny, but i would rather not have either.

Hmph.

I wonder if Trump will turn on him and I wonder if he will say something truly ghoulish about trying again later. Hell, I almost expect it at this point

The only peaceful solution would be a nation-wide strike. A complete economic shutdown. But America is too big to properly organize one and her workers too subservient and too delusional (one day, I’LL BE THE BOSS MAN! MRKAN DRAEM) to do it.

Yes! AND! Just point at him and laugh...and laugh...and laugh.

It was absurdist satire. Then it was satire. Then it was just humorous versions of real news. At no point did they change their style or outlook significantly.

I just spoke with Satan, and he is not on board with this. He does not want a sudden flood of Senators and is afraid that McConnell will take over. I’m paraphrasing, but he said something like “Sure, this is Hell, but sheesh, let’s be reasonable.”

It was all so easy back in the day. You could just go on TV and badmouth Obama, merrily playing your dog whistle tunes. Didn’t have to worry your pretty little heads with “policy” or “governance”.