Thank you! Progressives want to pretend that all the bad in our country is limited to the South, but they need to be working in their own neighborhoods because this shit is EVERYWHERE.

“Do you think abortion is really the issue there, or is it that support for anti-abortion candidates overlaps closely with support for white candidates?”

It starts with an A and ends with “bortion”. THAT is the primary reason and they will never back away from it, and it deserves an article of its very own.

Women voted for Clinton, but White Women did not. Clinton only got 54% of the female vote because black and latina women almost didn’t vote for Trump at all. This is a national issue. I know lots of white women who voted for Trump and they live in Seattle and in California for fucks sake. This is not just a bible belt…

It IS a nationwide fucking trend.

53% of white women nationwide voted for Trump. Don’t be so smug.

I’m pretty sure the white woman GOP voters in my family (Alabamans) vote 100% only based on abortion. They will never vote for someone who admits to being pro-choice. For real. That and they are stealth racists who don’t care about equality. It’s like beating your head against a wall to convince them anything other…

Canadian Thanksgiving cookies were the project this week. Next week it’s back to finishing the troll costume.

IT’S AMAAAAAAAAZING!

I love Jessica Biel for voicing herself on Bojack as a shallow, superficial, cheating cannibal. I can’t hate someone who ate Zack Braff.

“I’m Rand Paul and I approve this message.”

In the contest of Moore versus Strange, the only thing to root for is career ending injuries.

Society allows white men to make mistakes. Women and POC not so much. It was never about her emails. Just like how people aren’t really mad at the kneeling for the national anthem. They’re mad that black men are being uppity.

I’ve always said the US celebrates 2 holidays on Dec. 25th. One religious, focused mostly on that Jesus kid with a visit to church and singing religious hymns. The other, secular with Santa and reindeer and Frosty the Snowman and all about getting gifts and driven by commercialism.

I said “carhole” in front of my realtor (it became a household word after reading McMansion Hell) and she literally did not know what I meant. “We really don’t need 3 car holes.” “I’m... sorry?”

See, THAT would have impressed me.

Lol. Maybe this is just me but during DARE when they talked about the effects on the drugs I thought dang that sounds awesome. And then I became a drug addict. Thanks, DARE.

I support your demand! (they exist btw, I have a pair, but they’re not jeans.. just black pants)

I would 100% wear high-waisted flared pants. Allow me to sign your petition.

Some friends and I were talking about this movie and what’s hilarious to me now that I’m a mom is the idea that I would be OK with never seeing one of my children again for the rest of his/her life. “Like OK, let’s split them up. They’re twins so it’s like they’re the same person. You get this one and I’ll take that…