In fact, unfuck these guys. Retroactively take away fucks.

I would bet 99% of the fucks complaining are loud FREEMERKET Libertarians.

Rats are the best pet. I will fight someone over this.

That’s a lovely sentiment.

The only comfort I’m finding on that note is that Trump honestly seems too stupid to not implicate himself. All it would take is someone saying “I heard that you weren’t tremendous enough to pull off this collusion with Russia. Were you not the best?” And he would take credit for every last crime.

When he gets back, can we as a country turn our lights off, put the phone on silent, and pretend we are not home?

This is also an inappropriate gif that I would not use in this situation.  

Save money and just show some reruns of this

I have been watching Mr Rogers episodes on Youtube with my toddler. It is nice to see something so... nice. I bet it was a joy to meet Mr. Rogers and I’m sort of sad I never got to.

Okay but when they don’t have anyone to flip their burgers anymore (because that is literally the worst fate in life) THEN WHO WILL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH?

Thanks for that. And sorry.

My mom is an alcoholic. Our relationship now is she’ll drunk text me every few weeks something super rude and then complain she never gets to see my daughter.  

We should let the free market decide whether to have an electoral college.

I’ll admit that 99% of what I’ve seen them in is the Sesame Street medley featuring them, but my first thought was “Oh, I hope that’s not the bass. I like him!”

I do!

Sounds like the level up of those douchebros that use dictionary definitions to “win” an argument.

Good in theory. I’d like to think this will encourage the models to touch base with a doctor. But some women are that skinny and are perfectly healthy that skinny, so on the other end of things I can’t imagine what would change without encouraging body diversity. (or just getting a doctor’s note from anyone willing to…