It’s okay. Someone had to bite the bullet and get the puns started.

WAIT

I don’t remember an older one but we have to add butheremails.jpg

There really is at least one for everything he says and does, isn’t there?

I still believe Heroes could have had a decent second season if not for the strike.

My favorite part is that it is from 2015. Whatever prompted that could not have been more apt than it is now.

I’m still freaked out by mushrooms because of this one medical oddities show that had someone who had mushrooms grow in their face and had to get their face removed.

RAGE when they say “What? You won’t like anything with a protagonist that doesn’t look like you? That sounds like your problem! Lawl!” Because they always throw the biggest bitch fit when the protagonist is not a gruff white dude.

One year I and a few coworkers filled my boss’s office ankle deep with balloons for him to find on the first. He laughed, we cleaned it up. No one was hurt. It was fun.

Also he said it on the 31st. If you try to do April Fool’s early, you are just lying.

It’s a good idea if your hair products break you out. If not, there’s not really a reason to.

Lol right? If I get dirty I’ll wash my legs. Most of the time they are covered with pants and I’m not doing anything strenuous to make them sweatygross.

I had an easy pregnancy and baby, too. The newborn stage was rough. I had a hard time transitioning to having someone need me all of the time. I probably struggled with PPD more than I wanted to admit (but I already have some depression/anxiety issues so idk). My baby also was very slow and ineffective at nursing, and…

Us: “So Hil, where ya been?”

:(

Sorry people suck, but congratulations!

I have an 18mo old too! But months 1-3 were the trenches for me. Newborns are cute but having one makes me think that my kid is going to be an only child.