I, for one, am excited about toxic sludge rivers.

I’m going to run for president. I’m an ex-barista and current stay at home mom. I’ve also been getting a crash course in civics because tbh the intricacies have not been a passion of mine. I still think I am more qualified to run the country and who the fuck even cares anymore.

I’m sure there’s some social program left to scrap for this. Something that does any amount of good for someone not filthy rich?

:(

FTR I was agreeing with youand adding on my own rhetorical questions to the whole thing. Because it’s all kinds of messed up.

Like torturing someone would be okay if they were completely healthy? Unless they die then it is bad? But it isn’t bad if they died because they were torturing a sick person?

“Unpresidented”

I have no idea! I just happened to catch the muppet one watching old episodes on Youtube with my toddler, and found out about the second one when I went to look it up.

He was a muppet! I was watching this episode from the 80's about how this infamous real estate grouch, Ronald Grump, bought Oscar’s trash can and built Grump Tower.

I’m just saying, it may not hurt for the Count to talk to a therapist.

I’ve been watching Sesame Street from the 80's with my daughter lately. I was surprised to see how effortlessly diverse it was. I didn’t notice as a kid or have context for why having a Puerto Rican woman running a fix it shop was important.

JOKES ON THEM. I’m going to smoke, drink, and eat junk food with no healthcare. Let’s see them get a working organ outta me!

It’s like an inkblot. It says whatever you think it says.

I think I laughed, but I can’t tell laughing from crying anymore.

I do now. I literally cannot hold all of the whatthefuckery coming from the right in my brain.

Men are so hormonal. Look at all that alpha posturing going in right now. I’m expecting Trump to straight up piss on the next foreign leader he meets. Gotta mark his territory.

I’d love to see any of these asswipes go to work with Pneumonia.

TIL

Worst punk band ever.

I’m going to take the bait.