That headline is perfect.

Whether or not you're watching for flags, this is just a good list of movies most people would be up for watching at any given moment.

The music was a good choice. Works for somber, failed popcorn, but it could also have underscored a mad science montage culminating in a breakthrough.

I’m definitely aware of that. But I was there, man. If they want to argue with me, then at the very least I’m going to assert that I know what I’m talking about.

Probably the wrong place to admit that Teela's new look presses the right buttons for me in a way that the original didn’t.

I did. It was basically my world between the ages of 4-7.

That’s a very good point. I was only responding to the fact that the word shows up in a lot of the criticism I was reading, but you're right.

Reading the criticism of the new show caused me for the first time to think about my definition of wokeness, and I’ve come to the conclusion that Masters of the Universe: Revelation isn’t even woke.

Just got around to watching this. Re: PB & Lettuce, I’ve only ever heard of this combination from two other people, both of whom also added mayonnaise. The point of the lettuce, I think, is textural; I like PB & Mayo, sometimes with lettuce, but it doesn’t add much.

People from the United States have a tendency to think of peanut butter as a sweet ingredient

The concession stand at the city pool where I grew up sold frozen candy bars. It’s not the only way to eat them, but always feels like the best way when I’m doing it. “Fun size” still feels like a misnomer is probably a good idea when it’s so hot.

Yeah, well, no matter what I do in-game, I don't flirt with the barmaid in real life, either.

Fool's pyrite.

Forgive me for just parroting one of your points, but I cannot stress enough the importance of actually including a deviling agent in your deviled eggs. In the last couple of years I’ve been introduced to many stuffed eggs whose ingredients are eggs, mayo/Miracle Whip, and nothing else. These are not deviled eggs. If…

...or mix it 50/50 with bacon, like my favorite restaurants did before they became a casualty of the pandemic.

God came knocking on my door last summer disguised as an angry mob

Man, I hope they do this right. I can’t actually picture what I mean by that.

I’ve seen Rocky at least a dozen times

I have nothing to add other than a strong approval for veggie cream cheese, which is objectively the best schmear.

I was also on my early 20s. I ignored it when it came out, but finally allowed myself to be talked into it, and have spent the last... Oh, God, literally twenty years evangelizing it to people who have mostly refused to even give it a shot. The soundtrack, incidentally, is excellent, too.