Make fun all you want. The Dash Wand was amazing (not actually useful, but amazing) when my son was too young to form words.

But on the outside of the sandwich? I could see that happening with mayo on the inside mingling with the cheese.

I mean, sometimes you get really excited about the New Thing you found, and you evangelize it to people before realizing that it is, in fact, garbage (see: any dead social network that launched after 2004).

It really just depends. American cheese has its uses; I wouldn’t say its the superior grilled cheese or burger topper, but sometimes it’s exactly what I want.

Ignore the haters; this is a good take. Under lockdown there have been two occasions when butter was not available in my weekly grocery delivery, and I stooped to using mayonnaise. Years of online recommendations from would-be Lifehacker writers taught me to expect something amazing, but mayonnaise does nothing on the…

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What about Darth Continent? Darth Competent? Darths Dexfinger and Sidejob?

This is such a stupidly obvious way to get the most out of (and clean) those cans of condensed milk that I’m already buying to mix with my coffee. Thank you, and thanks to your friend.

Peanut butter and mayonnaise on toast.

Alternatively, have your partner loudly mispronounce your name whenever they need your attention.

I never did a speed run, but I was good at beating Oregon Trail multiple times in the same 45-minute class period. The trick was to run as fast as possible with the lowest level of rations, and ignore the health of your party.

What we really need to talk about is the fact that Joel Schumacher has a thing for sexy sax men.  St. Elmo's Fire saxophone scene

Oh I've definitely heard that before. I'm just angry with myself because there was a definite moment in time when I could have asserted a policy—and I didn't.

I’m sure this is extremely common, but I wish I’d put my foot down about junk food. Everybody else who feeds my son was so excited by the little victory of getting him to eat anything at all, and now it’s been ages since I’ve seen him voluntarily eat anything green. A couple of breakfast bars do not a meal make.

I have never met a pimento cheese I didn’t like

Easter on the other hand.... Discount chocolate and ham.

There are six reviews of the movie in my RSS feeds this morning, and the other five are pretty positive, judging by the headlines. So, it sounds like people who sit through it will enjoy it but I have no intention of doing that.

Crocs have great arch support, and I love their sandals for that reason. Not a big fan of the clogs, but I can see why people with issues similar to mine like them.

Thanks! I put this together years ago in a different customizable widget, and recreated it recently. It actually wasnt very hard to do (and you’d be surprised how bad my design sense is outside of this homescreen), but placing all those little elements individually is tedious as hell.

Presumably that bar is there because people like and use it, but I’m surprised you can’t turn it off and i can see how that might be a deal breaker.