Ooh, can I share my dumb homescreen? This is all Nova and KWGT.

It’s a three-way tie between Murray the skull from Curse of Monkey Island, Trent/Tiffany from Leather Goddesses of Phobos, and the Weighted Companion Cube.

I came to leave a similar comment but I think this one covers what I wanted to say better than I would have.

Butter Distribution Etiquette, obviously.

I'm surprised they didn't go full-MAGA and give it a pair of testicles.

Haaaang on. I don’t want to diminish the original post. But since we’re talking about dolls and since the issue has been on my mind, I figured I’d make the tertiary point.

Oh certainly. But it’s on my mind because ass the parent of a couple of little boys, I am suddenly acutely aware of other parents setting rules about not “confusing” their sons with dolls.

Thanks for this. Also, let your son play with dolls. 

Du Jour means “crash positions”.

Not to dissuade anyone from using Amazon Smile (I do, and I use the SmileAlways Chrome extension which someone else has already mentioned), but it’s worth pointing out that charities have to opt into the program.  I don’t actually know how that works, but I’ve been informed twice that I’d have to choose a different…

“Cancel culture” itself might be a divisive term

Granted, it’s audio and not video, but I prefer the A Solstice Carol, myself.

Oh please, those are acorns. I’m not sure what to call actual acorns, though.

I’ll cast another vote for Something Wicked this Way Comes and I’ll also recommend The Watcher in the Woods (which may or may not already be on D+; I’m too lazy to look).

Calling it now:  “Jericho” is a sled posessed by BOB, has been dead the whole time, and improvised the whole story of Keyser Soze from objects in the room.

Them, as they say, is fightin’ words.

Oh, my God. You took my suggestion.  Do I get a royalty?

Like most of the people who’ll be replying to this post, I came here to leave essentially this comment. IDK, maybe Hershey’s bars are the worst good candy? Definitely not worth a personal audience with Annoying Orange, but I think you’d be hard-pressed to find a kid who doesn’t enjoy any variety of Hershey’s chocolate…

*cough* I used to plug the lights in my cube and my computer into a timer to make me look like I’m in the office on time every day. *cough*

One of my great aunts used to tell me that it would put hair on my chest, and my wife’s grandmother told her it would make her hair curly.