Seems to me, Texas really shouldn’t be making a show of dragging things behind a pickup truck.

Ummm. Yes.

Actually too bad he didn’t have a gun to hold up that asshole biker until police arrived. Guns are great dissuasive devices, they don’t even need to be fired to be useful.

Hey when trump makes the Mexicans build the wall, they might be too tired to still be able to play a little soccer. So this might be a good thing after all. Keep up the good work trump!

You my friend are probably a college bro that only likes PBR, because BEER PONG BROOOOOO

Whoa. 200 meters, really? I don’t know about beautiful, but just by the description, I’m gonna say... yeah, that’s a big-ass butterfly.

Listen, draw your own conclusions from this, but the water was just fine before those dirty women divers started jumping in there. Just sayin.

Soccer is a sport that has been played for generations. basketball is a gym class game designed to keep schoolkids running around indoors without hurting themselves during shitty New England winters.

and on further unrelated news, Italy vs. Spain starts in 20'!

Grant uses a digital tire gauge, not an imprecise analog one, before each performance to ensure no tire is off by 1.5psi. So there is no risk of loosing control of the car.

GOOD THING IT ISN’T A MUSTANG BECAUSE IT WOULD HAVE RAN INTO THE CROWD!!!!

I’d make a joke about Greeks and their money problems, but that seems like low hanging yogurt.

I'm sad this doesn't have more stars

I’m not saying beer at an MLB stadium is expensive, but Peter Thiel paid for all that.

When people call the NHL a Mom and Pop league I didn’t realize it was because they’re not letting us go out with our friends on school nights.

This might be photoshopped...but I could be wrong.

$4 billion?! How many bags of douche does that buy you?!?

That’s what you took from it. Amazing. Sometimes I forget I’m on Gawker, but then I get to the comments, and I’m like “Oh yeah!”

That’s what you took from it. Amazing. Sometimes I forget I’m on Gawker, but then I get to the comments, and I’m…