Now we now why they hired this guy:

And all this time I thought that the 9 on his jersey was just some pointless numeral assigned by the team in compliance with the NFL's numbering system implemented in 1973.

Cop: "So he blew a kiss as he left? Can you describe what he was wearing?"

You don't think Greg Robinson's not pissed that he busted his ass to become a freak of nature and the second pick in the NFL draft, only to be second or third fiddle at a press conference that the "Worldwide Leader in Sports" claims to be solely dedicated to some guy who was selected 247 picks after him?

No worries, I hate when people don't explain the good jokes. Basically, Doug is referencing the Boston massacre of 1770. It was the culmination of colonial tensions in the British-held colonies. These tensions had been escalating since the British soldiers (dubbed "Redcoats" or "Lobsterbacks") had first appeared in…

Sorry, but the Cavalier was a goddamn BMW compared to the car it replaced:

its a stupid idea to do so, it rarely works out, and you have to still work - why screw up that environment. not to mention the prospect of breaking up a marriage just to get off. never worth it.

Many of you knew Ash Turner, an active participant in these forums, a great photographer, and a friendly face who showed up to share his passion for cars with us at our meetups. According to Facebook he passed away this weekend. RIP Ash, you will be missed.

Congrats on being that guy. You win being "that guy" today.

Sometimes rigorous workouts still do little to get rid of that pesky spare tire.

"How are we doing?"

That picture is fucking awesome.

She appears to be enjoying herself.

bahahaha

White people do not have to defend, support, or speak out against the actions of white people just because they are also white.

Always have the upper hand, you don't need to know his name to hop on his tic tac.