“The principal told Love that it wasn’t anything personal”

Holy fawk.... lololololololololololololol, I am laughing so much right now. This has to be one of THE best sentences I’ve read in a long time:
“...likely making some direct people-cloaca-to-van-body contact and getting his orbs and tube all over that deflowered van”

DEAR GOD PLEASE DON’T LET THIS BE A JOKE! I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE!!!!!

Here's a screengrab in case they disappear:

The receipt still leaves five shots unaccounted for. Allegedly!

Saban is apparently trying to make a reboot movie, so they probably don't want this interfering with their official movie...

I knew she could sing, but when I realized she was totally hitting ALL of the Julie Andrews notes, my jaw dropped.

OMG, Gaga sang like she was channeling Julie Andrews and Julie Andrews was RIGHT THERE? I knew she was raising her game with Tony Bennett - she should never go back to her old shenanigans.

I had no idea she could sing like that.

"ohyeahbabyworkit"

I can tell you what RGIII is doing in this picture. Not winning football games.

Does it really matter if it's a butt or a belly? When it comes to RGIII, no one is really expecting accuracy.

I love that one cat chillin on the box like "the fuck you all on about?" not giving a shit.

Embraer is the bread and butter of regional jets, and yes they are enjoyable, as well as canadair.

Dat sound.