Dear fundamentalist crazy people,

"Student Athlete" is NCAA code for "your pain, your problem".

This trope is so tired.

I had sex in a 370Z Coupe once.

I think the reason for this one is pretty obvious.

Ballaban, I'm so sorry you have to post this. Your weekend gig gives you amazing opportunities to post races and allow us to follow them more closely, but it means that you have to post things like this.

1 exception to buying used. Evos and STIs (or any other cars that would be likely driven by a teenager). They're either modded to hell, or been hooned to hell.

I would say mine is up there. If you don't know what it's from your not a Motorhead. No not Cars

I'm not sure what kind of game this "Buck Naked Pens" is, but if this fellow's uniform is any indication, it's a lot like the games of "Can You Keep A Secret" we used to play afterschool with Mr. Chester.

Okay, look. I know the overwhelming instinct here on Deadspin is going to be to congratulate Hitzlsperger, but he's got to understand that he lives in a culture that has established certain rules and norms. We're under no obligation to celebrate or even respect choices that are at odds with the standards of behavior…

USA should demand a fix for poisoned pet food and general iffy quality on so many items. Wait, that would mean questioning a "most favored" "partner".

Well, that's enough Internet this year...

Very astute point, and the reason is that the "loss" is a headline-grabbing number, while all those taxes are spread out and not as "sexy" from a narrative standpoint.

I don't know whether this drawing helps or hurts Hernandez's case, but I think it proves he cannot lie.

Yet another example of narcissism in today's culture.

I dunno, I think this one is legit: http://espn.go.com/college-footba…