If I am the insurance company of either party...I sooooooo want that video! LOL

Brilliant!

Not that he's not attractive or anything; however, if I'm going to kick in $$$ to see a unicorn's junk...one that I will NEVER see in the flesh (hehehe) it HAS to be Tim Tebow's.

I would pimp the shit outta that big Cit!

I think the same thing. It's not as if he was doin' the horizontal monkey with the kids. And besides, if it were REALLY porn, do you think he would give up his phone to some tech support guy so that he could find it?

+1

"Kinja it up, people. We can crack this one by the end of the day."

# 1 Juke

Back in the day, "Mrs Crawford"; my 3rd grade teacher, would make you get your own switch. She's beat the hell out of us, then our parents would find out and they would beat the hell out of us.

Peyton? No way! But that could just mean that PR Guy is good at what he does. Course that also could mean it's all just a lie. Damn...that's a shitty reality check.

Drama. Spank the little kids ass and send him or her on his way. It's really not that difficult. If you can't manage him when he's 6 without being called a child abuser, what happens when he's 16 and the only people that can discpline him are the police. Happens everyday.

So what we are really saying is that an adult can't discipline a 6 year old child under any circumstances without calling it child abuse? And we wonder why children behave the way they do.

370Z!!!

+1

Love that GIF!!! LOVE THAT!!!!!

Gurrl!!!! totally agree!

This may be the rare case where someone died doing what they TRULY loved. RIP Jack; Well Played...

There are enough Chris Brown dick pics around the internet for all of us to know, no matter how much you hate to admit it...KNOW that you want to FUCK Chris Brown! Yes, I know, I know...it's wrong to admit. Yes I know, it makes us all worse off...but...really. You would turn that down? Really? REALLY?!?!?!?!?

All he's doing is drinkin' and fuckin'. We should all be him for a day.

I swear, this is not meant to be snarky. I wonder if it was designed to break into pieces like that. Horrific crash for sure.