I think you will find it was actually Cal’s mind that was blown.

The Justice Department published a report on the rise of white nationalism and the Republicans freaked out so much they threatened to shut down the entire government if the report wasn’t rescinded and several prominent Republican appointed officials threatened to resign over it. Enough Democrats were against the…

Over 200 years of white supremacy in America and all you have is “I dunno, it seemed like they came out of the woodworks”.

No mention of what “liberals” are calling Thanksgiving instead of Thanksgiving? I vote for “Thanksobama.”

Things aren’t slow though. Jez just might be restricted from providing in depth coverage of the impeachment proceedings.

Gotta give props to dude for having the balls to call u up and open a dialogue. 

Yeah, that’s definitely a picture of a sunbathing asshole.

Yeah, the difference between Trank and Snyder is that Trank actually admitted that his film probably wasn’t the right film, while Snyder was all “IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE BATMAN KILLS, YOU’RE A LOSER.”

All will become apparent when Disney announces their plan to acquire AMC Theatres and Regal Cinemas days after the ruling is repealed.

I will believe in both santa and jesus if that happens.

How did he get a hold of the Switch version?

Luke, this is the actual best looking game of 1992:

Tangled was still a funnier, and better movie though (IMO). 

It’s never been “Han shot first,” goddammit.

Luckily most Star Wars fans are easy going chaps, and don’t mind a touch up here or there to established canon.

Luckily most Star Wars fans are easy going chaps, and don’t mind a touch up here or there to established canon.

It’s never been “Han shot first,” goddammit.

Can’t fail the Bechdel test if you don’t have women.