That’s a nice Ford Contour. 

Good news for the Jag owner as now he can ask the Insurance to total It as a theft vehicle. What a stroke of luck!

Zero deaths. Not the typical outcome for a headline referencing Chicago with Stabbing in it.

you could look at bumping into someone else as a time to shine, dig deep to find the energy to be polite and defuse tension, take that moment of physical closeness to get emotionally close by bailing you both out of what could be an awkward situation, make their day better rather than worse, and appreciate for just a…

You’re either telling the truth or you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night - either way I believe you

The most disturbing take away from this article is that Jr was heckled by people who don’t think the Trumps are bad enough. WTF

I am going to blame the ground crew for not getting the tire pressure correct with a digital gauge on the left main gear causing it to skid.

Ah that’s what those bottom stabbies are for!

Name the last time you bought a Trina album.

I can’t do this without Joel McHale. I’m not strong enough.

Trent Reznor I believe is handling the score and needle drops for the show.

“Gaslighting doesn’t exist. You made it up, because you’re fucking crazy.”

I think this is probably the first time the show has even slightly addressed some the more toxic side of the fanbase. To which I can say kudos. I love the show and the more it steps away from the “Facts Don’t Care About Your Feelings” stuff and becomes more self-reflective the better.

It’s messed up how Trieu made that couple trade their house for a baby when they could’ve just gone down to the old fishing hole.

Angela’s exasperated “...the fuck?!” was such a mood. The way that masked silver person literally slid away cracked me up.

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

Fuck your shoehorn. I have a plasma cutter.

Torch was AI long before AI was cool.

What the hell happened to T tops?  They’re a great compromise of rigidity and open-ness that i really enjoyed (i had a mid 90s camaro).  The idea that  they leak really was more of a 1970s thing, by the 90s and 00s they were totally watertight.

Had a boatload of these