Wait... LW#1 thinks the US is “post racism”?

>A new cinematic trailer for the game showed a group of treasure hunters fighting against what could be demons, or private equity executives.

Whelp, here we are. Deadspin has finally spun down.

Bears like eating plants.

*Reads post*

Punching up is funny. Making the powerful look like fools is OK because they’ll still be powerful when the show is over.

Because no one wants to see the weak and powerless made fun of.

Fuck off dude; he’s still got to go through all that and more.

friendless and familyless travelers

Fly in to burbank. SO SO SO much easier. And you’re probably closer to whatever it is you’re in LA for anyway.

Is this early footage from the next installment of Tekken? Kuma looks good.

I texted him that he was the equivalent to the first pancake.

Had to slow that train down after Casey Anthony 

If you’re not supposed to swallow it, it’s gum. Or chewing tobacco. Or Hardee’s. 

Big League Chew

“Stick to candy!”

In honor of Deadspin:

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.