Maxipads go on cunts, so this checks out.

I live in Los Angeles, I grew up in hilly Seattle.  I’ve never owned an automatic.  

You must hate ankles.

Because the curve of the universe bends toward hilarity, Candace Owens, as a Baroness, is required to curtsy to the Duchess of Sussex.

TIL Mark Jackson has a burner

I don’t care how many shots he hits or total points he scores- watching James Harden play basketball just sucks.

No mention of IMS bearing replacement makes this an immediate CP. And those wheels look goofy too.

5 minutes Turkish.

As a Taiwanese American I am acutely aware of having learned these concepts and beliefs from my mother and specifically NOT from school. I was waiting for them to be taught in school and they were not.

Pretty? Shit no wonder you bitch ass crackers are so hard up. You think that piece of trailer trash is pretty? She’s like your mom, a practice girl.

kamikaze mission straight into the side of schmuck mountain

Just kidding - I totally agree. 

We are here to make limbo tolerable, to ferry wounded souls across the river of dread until the point were hope is dimly visible. And then stop the boat, shove them in the water and make them swim.

If I recall correctly, pian4 is not just the pronunciation for “cheat” but also for “slice” (of cake, etc.). RIP Kimbo.

Oh, those are Hankook Herpes.

I won’t pronounce him back until I hear a good tirade directed at his player’s box.

At which point, Ivanka asked him to stop throwing shellfish at her. 

When Judas, who had betrayed him, realized that Jesus had been condemned to die, he was filled with remorse. So he took the $950 back to the leading priests and the elders.

Me so horny, me love you long time, $34.35 sucky sucky!

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