COTD nomination

The best stanced cars in the world, aka The World’s Most Highly Polished Turds.

Welcome to your Official Guide to H20i Drinking Games 2017.

Mystichrome, good? You’re drunk. Go home.

Mystichrome is second only to “Dragon Vette” in gag-tickling terribleness.

Why is Florida Man doing a Nazi salute?

Mustang just doing Mustang things. You sure this isn’t a local ‘Cars and Coffee’?

Do they come with unlimited nitrous just like in the movies?

And your point, you troll? And does your opinion matter? Nice to know people like you are around to be assholes.

Oh, didn’t know that was going to be a Q&A.

You paid $17.5K for a 2 year-old Hyundai Elantra? And you’re boasting about it? Wow.

Former car salescritter here, eventually became an F&I guy, sales manager, and GSM. What follows should be considered well-informed opinion...

Could be a Saudi Royal. More likely is a Saudi Royal’s third wife’s cousin’s brother in law’s assistant horse trainer’s son.

Gee I had no idea you could actually ruin the G-Wagen even more than most people have nowadays.

Maybe if you’d read the article, you would have noticed that the issue was the method of measuring.

Hint: There was no radar/laser use.

And you clearly don’t read because it was stated that the cop made an “educated guess” on the person’s speed and the cop was going below the speed limit when he was passed.

Gotta love the Countach in Cocaine White.

It’s a bit complicated. He did free his slaves, he did teach freed slaves, and he worked pro bono for slaves attempting to gain freedom in court. He was also highly critical of slavery as an institution in public. But, it’s important to note that he was also anti-abolitionist, and rejected the idea of freeing slaves…

“below-invoice price as Ford employees and their families receive”

Speaking as a guy in Houston who lost two cars in the Tax Day floods, I’m OK with this. I’m not OK with price gouging, but charging a fair price is, well, fair. A large portion of people will be walking in with an insurance check in their pockets, and if they aren’t idiots, they will end up either where they were…

I have also read that he was not for slavery, freed many of his slaves, and founded and taught at a school for free blacks. I read his anger was at the enemy, be it the white British hirelings or the blanks marines that he viewed as traitors. What are your thoughts on us?