Dealers don’t make profits from new cars...in fact, the typical loss on each transaction is substantial well beyond the holdback. Profit is made from service and parts...so they love you guys who “don’t want to buy new cars, and only want one a few years old” and especially those that are no longer under warranty. You…

Bobby also was my advisor.

I’ve dealt with a guy named Randy at the Southwest location...good dude.

How many donuts was he carrying?

When they have $100k in trunk money, why woudn’t they drop like a rock after a year?

You forgot:

Seriously? smh

You misspelled oblivious.

Because dumbasses who buy Scions and Nissan Rogues usually fall for it. hahahaha

You’re right...the multiple degrees I have are keeping me from doing so. lol

Crying? No. At least no more than all of you who are bitching and moaning about the car buying experience. You don’t like the process? Build your own car. Ever heard the term “buyers are liars?” Well, for the large majority it’s true. If a customer is speaking, they’re lying. We catch more lies than you can shake a…

None of them are funny lol

Nailed it.

Buyers like you are exactly whom I hope to deal with.

Is this where I can share hundreds of painful stories of tire-kicking, blood-sucking, bottom-feeder, mooching customers that wasted more time of my life than I want to admit to? Those dealership horror stories go both ways.

I was thinking the same about an F50

And hear giggles everywhere you go.

Who races a V6 Mustang?

Reminds me of Colin Edwards testing for them a few years ago.

Wow...you’re a dick.