Houston is as painful to watch...it’s like a constant spark show.

Great...now a bunch of rich Arabs will buy them up and dump them in the desert when they’re done hooning them on Instagram.

She pumps out the absolute most stereotypical speech a person can give, and it’s automatically plagiarism? That’s a laugh. Let’s see how well our Commander-In-Chief does without his teleprompter.

Awesome!

So, you’ve been to France? lol

...just when I didn’t think that car could be any uglier.

Yea...it would have been all over. #concealcarry

As someone who used to sell them, I consistently saw these hitting 50,000 miles with original clutches. Maybe your partner should learn how to drive.

This one is a duo-select, which is the most god-aweful trans ever introduced. You honestly couldn’t give me this car for free.

I thought for sure that dude was wearing a thong.

And then that Z06 pulls up to the wrong Honda Civic and gets smoked. At the end of the day, do you want to be driving a Ferrari or a Chevrolet?

A hispanic.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Just as bad as this monstrosity

I’m by no means an Aston fan, but that thing is bad ass.

Likewise

No one is going to argue.

So the grin on the ladies face means nothing as she pushes the rider out of his lane? GFYS

Merlot Bro-Ham.

The more pathetic story involves the little tools that follow him around like he’s important.