Fallon will definitely put some alcohol on that burn.

My very good boy

A more interesting period would have been found in the goldrush. Transportation was winding down in NSW at the same time most free men and ticket of leave holders were working the gold fields and the sheep farmers were left with want for labor. Even with the new found wealth the gold brought, Australia was (as…

It really sucks that progressive change must be slowly rolled out for fear of mobilising violent shitheads. But when conservatives take power, they waste no time unleashing a torrent of regressive diarrhea and all we can do is start buying umbrellas.

No fucking shit. We could train goldfish to pick from bar graphs of projected revenue vs decisions made and the results would be the same. Just gotta buy the fish a middle age white guy suit, á la men in black

I wonder how long after the blasts will the forest fires started at Seattle and Portland merge?

Crotchfruit, ick.

That puts Eureka on another planet

Building weed-specific greenhouses in Nor-Cal/Oregon took me to some interesting properties.

I’m too addicted to the mountains, forests, and rivers of northwest California to ever consider living elsewhere. Also, weed and craft beer.

How many German engineers does it take to replace a brake lamp?

“When you’re tired of turkey sandwiches, we’ll be here.”

That’s a nice fruit mold moustache he has there.

California has the highest point in the lower 48, and the lowest on the continent. We have the tallest and oldest trees on the planet. Some of the best wine and beer in the world is made here. The Klamath mountains have so much biological diversity(botanical in particular) that they are considered the Galapagos of…

To be fair, you call California ‘Cali’, so I don’t blame them for the suspicion.

Chest and nuts slapping by an open fire

15 years ago it was already apparent that America had no interest in self reflection or growth. We were given a boo-boo and we went all drunk teenager waving a gun in your face on the entire planet. Since 9-12-2001 we have allowed and even nurtured a toxic form of patriotism/nationalism to trump all national…

Perhaps they have kinetic energy recovery systems, what with the getting fucked all the time and whatnot?

Fuck that shit! Getting to live in the Klamath mountains is a gift from the giant tax base that is the rest of California. Without that money to make up for county budget shortfalls it would be a land of gravel roads and zero schools. Not to mention that without the tough California environmental regulations the…