Some will say that the Pens are just tired from winning back to back Stanley Cups and that they had just played the night before, which is why they didn’t look like themselves last night. Others will say AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHfuckyou

God it’s good to have that back.

Brandon Saad had a hat trick in his Blackhawk re-debut

“Not including bonuses, Wentz earns a base salary of $540,000. NFL players are paid on a weekly basis, 17 times per season. Therefore, using math, it would appear that Wentz owes Elliot $31,764:”

Fear not Jon, I’m sure Nacho Man will soon be exposed as a virulent racist and/or a bad parallel parker.

I would have snapped up one of those $17 tickets that everyone was making fun of last night, but even if I bought one at 3:00 p.m., the goddamn stadium is so far form the city, I’d still miss the first quarter taking the train down there.

I’m a niners fan. A real one. I had low expectations. And low hopes. I just wanted an offensive td. But come on. That offensive PI call deserves way more attention. I kno the Vegas line was -2.5?

You should lose 200 points for such an abominable team name.

That’s pretty impressive. I still don’t care.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ! The women who write the show these fuckheads love so much are getting harassed & doxxed for writing the show these fuckheads love so much. That is android head-exploding levels of irrationality.

Eyeroll. No shit an actress who’s just starting out and doing small guest roles really wanted a lead part on a series. Doesn’t mean you were making great art, dude.

I think I saw this film. Spoiler alert, in the end: dude calls his shot, surprises everyone with a two-out bunt, and magically beats out the throw to first.

the real story is “INCOMPETENT SEC DEFENSE CAN’T RECOVER FUMBLE IN 6 ATTEMPTS”

92 Grant Blankenship DE 6-5 278 Jr. Texas

In short, the school allegedly dragged her into a case she wanted no part in, ignored what she wanted, and then helped the accused football player quietly shuffle off to another school.

They should also take away your achievements and give them to a player with a white character who didn’t earn them.

Is it possible the douche with the mic intentionally called the obvious girl a boy because he wanted to insult a kid wearing a hippie-dippy tie-dye t-shirt?

Is it possible this girl called him a fucking idiot for referring to her as a “young man” and not anything to do with it being infowars?

Fucking weather, getting in the way of our football! GOD DAMNIT

Osweiler certainly has what it takes to be a QB on an NFL roster. He’s so tall that even if he knelt for the National Anthem, most fans would think he was still standing up.