That header image. Oof. How anyone can believe this man or give him a buck is well beyond me.

Typical LA. Now the Chargers will hire a young trophy equipment manager.

Guess once they left San Diego they didn’t have to stay classy

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

Tell that to the piles of money that Twilight and 50 Shades made :(

It’s not a love story if one character is a physically, mentally, and emotionally abusive asshole.

Of course she’s Slytherin. No cause for alarm until a dark mark appears over Katy Perry’s house.

It’s a legal catch because he caught the ball while leaping from an in-play area and had yet to land out-of-play. Because he landed out-of-play, runners would have advanced one base, but that wasn’t an issue here. Note: you can lean into an out-of-play area without penalty. Feet or substantial aid (e.g., leaning on an…

Rules question: Why is it a catch if he landed over the wall? Is it considered an out since he was on top of the wall when he first caught it?

Against all odds and sense, it’s actually a very fun hour or so of silly-ass television. I enjoyed the hell out of it, while also knowing that it was really extremely ridiculous.

So the show has basically dropped all premise of making sense and turned into a Michael Bay movie? Cool cool cool.

This would be a fair response in another situation. Not when things are this bad.

John Oliver is actually posted on YouTube too — HBO not even needed.

Some ‘best of’ moments from Twitter:

And it looks like she’s clearly pulling away from him. He looks so fucking smarmy and proud of himself, fuck that guy.

I completely understand her reaction. I have reacted to similar violations by freezing or continuing to go through the motions of whatever I was doing like nothing was happening. It’s a combination of shock and the way women are socialized.

Yep. You didn’t not behave the way a typical victim would, so it didn’t happen.

Whilst I am a little over TS and her instabullshit, she is giving some excellent responses to the unsurprising and fucking boring old “Why didn’t you just stop the man who sexually assaulted you from sexually assaulting you?” courtroom trope.

I like that they tried to make the fact that she acted like a professional after the fact some indication that she didn’t mind. Look at the picture. She’s a fucking pro. This guy’s scum.

The old “you didn’t cause a big scene so therefore it didn’t happen” defense